US. Twenty. Obscene. Odd. Intrigue intrigues me.

Show me your brain, motherfucker.

Ask me questions from your fantastic mind.

colbaltdrg:

mewiet:

retrogradeworks:

I love to see children who are so delicate and gentle with animals.  It warms my heart amidst a sea of brats pulling cats’ tails and getting whacked.

Also JESUS THAT’S A SNUGGLY CHICKEN.

I love how she reaches up on her tippy toes to snuggle into his shoulder.

To be more exact, that’s a hen. Which is the female. This is likely not his first encounter with her. My grandpa had chickens and hens, and if you visit them frequently like this they develop affection to you. I would know, because I sat in the chicken coop alot. The hens get a small maternal kick, and come to cuddle you because she wants to keep you warm, like she would do with her chicks. This means the boy has spent alot of time with her, and that just makes it more heart warming.

(Source: hannahbowl, via gnarly)

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larrycumstain:

*listens to arctic monkeys for the first time*

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*5 minutes later*

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third-eyenavigator:

Loving this journey we are going through ✨🍄 #pregnancy #birthwithoutfear

third-eyenavigator:

Loving this journey we are going through ✨🍄 #pregnancy #birthwithoutfear

(via third-eyes)

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faiirymushrooms:

breakfastburritoe:

michael cera saves a young cactus from dehyration in the dry desert

Actually this is from a scene on “Crystal Fairy & the Magical Cactus” =) 

faiirymushrooms:

breakfastburritoe:

michael cera saves a young cactus from dehyration in the dry desert

Actually this is from a scene on “Crystal Fairy & the Magical Cactus” =) 

(Source: mcerafan, via barefoot-vegan)

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sexymarauders:

this looks like the beginning of a trailer for a bad road trip movie

(Source: bellamying, via scelestusveritas)

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"Scarlett is built like a classic Hollywood movie star, with the never ending curves, and the pouty lips, and the golden locks, and a smile that would drop you to your knees. However, it is only betrayed by her no nonsense attitude, her sharp wit, and self-deprecating sense of humor that truly defines her alluring charm.” Jeremy Renner on Scarlett Johansson

(Source: simplymarvel-ous, via thesoulofawarrior)

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subliminalwarfare:

I wish I could marry all of my best friends so that I could legally force them to be with me forever

(via bed-of-asphodel)

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nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(via iphone5sam)

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