US. Twenty. Obscene. Odd. Intrigue intrigues me.

Show me your brain, motherfucker.

Ask me questions from your fantastic mind.

morika:

when the bad guy in the show is hot

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when the hot bad guy in the show gets wrecked

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(via deaadnotsleeeping)

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bigangry:

musicfoundme:

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER

YOU GOTTA tell me really explicitely because I can’t tell when people are actually flirting with me

 (Via canaa)

(via sighsinfinitely)

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angrynerdyblogger:

cats can straight up do that double jump video game thing

angrynerdyblogger:

cats can straight up do that double jump video game thing

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via allergictofeeling)

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kaie-n:

*tries to create new url*
“that user name is taken”
*smacks url into browser*
LETS GO SEE WHO DIS BITCH IS

(Source: kaizune, via deaadnotsleeeping)

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great gatsby deleted scene

((playing wii sports with gatsby))
nick:just because some cute girl likes the same bizarro rich people crap as you that doesn't make her your soul mate
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threespooky4you:

lustrouslights:

I don’t understand why people feel the need to give robots gender ??????? seriously their gender is 

011011100110111101101110011000100110100101101110011000010111001001111001

why did i think this would be anything else

(via sagihairius)

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intimateaff3ction:

hacheload:

durbikins:

For the past two days, this little dinosaur has been hitchhiking on my side mirror.image

And every time I go back to my car, he’s just chilling on top of the mirror, ready to go.

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The dude’s hella confused though. He sees himself in the mirror and tries to attract himself to himself

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And sometimes it looks like he fell off …

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nope!

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ADVENTURES OF CAR DINOSAUR

cherish him forever

(via allergictofeeling)

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oomshi:

bewbin:

minorcutie:

how is everyone feeling?

with our hands 

bring bewbin down

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luvivane:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Octopus: HUMAN
HUMAN
WHERE ARE WE GOING TODAY?
WHERE SHALL WE EXPLORE? :D

I WANT ONE

luvivane:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Octopus: HUMAN

HUMAN

WHERE ARE WE GOING TODAY?

WHERE SHALL WE EXPLORE? :D

I WANT ONE

(Source: darianaquino, via deaadnotsleeeping)

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ocean-dxst:

• everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die •

ocean-dxst:

• everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die •

(via sighsinfinitely)

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My dash won’t stop doing shit. 

My dash won’t stop doing shit. 

Posted
1 hour ago
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